I win?

My little brother Eli just informed me that I’ve won a new Logitech G5 gaming mouse. Apparently it is currently sitting on our dining room table in Clinton and will be sent to me in Nashville shortly. I had no idea I was entered in a contest. I think I must have gotten entered automatically when I downloaded the Dark Messiah demo last semester.

This mouse is aimed at video gamers. This is the description of the mouse, pasted from Amazon.com. I defy you to read this without laughing:

Tune for game domination. The Logitech® G5 Laser Mouse gives you the edge with a 2000 dpi laser engine sending out an astounding 500 USB reports per second* for precision response at blinding speeds. A Logitech exclusive, the G5’s 36-gram adjustable weight cartridge gives you thousands of variations on balance and weight—including one that´s perfect for your unique gaming style. Polytetrafluoroethylene (PTFE) gaming feet provide the ultra-smooth glide you want in a gaming-grade mouse, and Logitech´s SetPoint software allows you to customize your mouse with advanced features such as game detection and in-game adjustable sensitivity (including independent x- and y-axis settings).